1.02.2010

Stick it up your bum

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For fucks sake! Life in America has gotten a little bit too comfortable and indulgent. The world hates Americans and they have only themselves to blame. Are people in America so conceited that they can't even wipe themselves?

I understand there might be a niche market for such a device amongst the geriatrics, but it is just astounding how these ridiculous products get approved for an infomercial. And if you are too fat to wipe your own ass, instead of getting a Comfort Wipe, it's probably a good idea to reassess your lifestyle.

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