Getting taunted by a 4 year old

"Hey! Santa's not real!"

Here's a hilarious moment from my Sydney NRL trip I'd like to share: I was taunted by a 4 year old girl supporting the opposing team (Parramatta Eels) while enjoying a beverage at the beer garden with Brett.

Child: "Go Parramatta Eels, booooo the Storm!" with a massive grin on her face while gesturing 2 thumbs down.
Brett: "Dave, she got you there. You can't do or say anything back."
Dave: "I know, I can't believe I'm being booed. What is she... 4?" as he takes a swig trying to pretend it's not happening. "WTF? A 4 year old is giving me shit?" he asks himself.
Child: "Booo Storm, booo Storm!" taunted the girl with cheeky smile on her face as she starts to attract attention of other drunk grown men supporting Parramatta. 
Dave: "Hey! Santa's not real!" he snapped back.

That's the only comeback I could think of. I'd rather have told her to eat shit.  Would've been more appropriate I reckon. I'm not the best story teller, but you just had to be there.